I’m so confused. Is it a choice or a disease or both?
So this is what my mom and her tutor were saying today. And I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about
mom: it’s a disease, I’m pretty sure they found the gene.
tutor: it’s actually not. It’s more of a choice.
mom: well then it’s a disease you choose.
tutor: maybe. But either way, you don’t have to worry about
catching anything. It’s not contagious. It’s certainly not airborn.
mom: why do you know so much about the disease-choice?
tutor: mostly from books. One of my best friends is— has the disease choice. But she got it under control. Some people spend a lot of their lives acting out their choice. But you know that saying, “if a tree falls and nobody hears it does it really make a sound?”
mom: ummm. No. But that is a really good stumper. I think it really makes a sound.
tutor: well if people act out but nobody knows they are, does it really matter?
mom: Well just like God hears a tree irregardless of it getting cut, God sees what you’re doing. And also, you have to live with the choice. Plus, it does matter. Those people are dangerous. Did you know that they caused Katrina to happen? I swear to God. God’d the one who told me, in fact. Well he told John Hagee, who told me. You’d like Hagee because you’re Jew.
