Dad is Pissed
Today my mom and dad got into a huge fight. He said he doesn’t want the tutor coming over “with her freakish ways.” Mom said she really needs her help to study and that she’s not freakish. “Listen! She may be funny looking and Jew, but you know me better than to think that I would actually have one of those people in my home and expose my children to those kinds of values. Besides those people aren’t diseased like they teach us in school and church. They make a choice.” And then my dad said “Then why don’t you just go and make a choice with her, you trollop.” Then he started crying. And my mom tried to comfort him. It was pathetic. Then she started doing this weird cheer “First Dude, First Dude, First Dude,” and finally my dad joined in. Then he said “you better promise me one thing. You’re not gonna wear those Fuck Me heels to the debate.” And my mom said “Ya betcha!” That’s like her favorite expression these days.
