Whoops! I fell asleep while blogging
Hi guys! Sorry, for the ……………….jjjjjjjjjjjjjj that ended my last post last night. I fell asleep. But can you really blame me? I mean my teen parents are souch freakin’ idiots. Last night’s debate was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay past my bed time. What kind of parents keep their kid up that late? They have no concern for my sleeping schedule.
Then they brought me onto the stage of course and I was so annoyed. And then they handed me to my mom. And she pretended to burp me! Why would you burp me? You burp a baby after it drinks milk. How could I have been drinking milk? Were you nursing me during the debate? If you weren’t, who was? What the hell. Simple biology lady.
Then, as per usual, they handed me off to butter fingers, my baby of a sister, Piper. At least she didn’t spit on my head this time.
