Hi guys! I’m ba-ack!

Sorry for going MIA. A couple weeks ago I was awoken by Levi looking through my crib. (Not in the Snoop Dog sense of “crib.” Ha, ha. I was able to download an episode of MTV Cribs. I thought it was about babies or something. Turns out it’s an insipid reality TV show.) Anyway I guess Levi was working the room because then he started looking through the drawers and everything. He’s a real goon, that one. Whatever, he and Bris(lu)tol deserve each other. He took some baby food and sat down and started playing with the blackberry. But I finally got it back because he and Bristol decided that my room would be a good place for them to have sex… GROSS. And it fell out of his back pocket. This thing is sooo slow now. What the hell did Levi do to it?