OHHH! Gay stuff! That’s what my mom was talking about

GAY MARRIAGE! Duh! How could I have been so dumb! Now I understand what my mom was talking about with that her tutor and friend Linda Lingle. Remember I was totally confused about what the hell my mom and Lingle were talking about? That thing that was either a disease or a choice? Well the word they kept using, which I didn’t understand was “gay” and “homo.” Lingle kept saying gay, my mom said homo. Anyway, now that I’m more mature, I’m starting to understand human sexuality. Before I was a total baby about it. So Sarah Palin is officially against gay marriage. She said so. And she said she’d support a constitutional ban on it.

She actually said,

In my own state I have voted along with the vast majority of Alaskans who had the opportunity to vote to amend our constitution defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I wish on a federal level that that’s where we would go because I don’t support gay marriage. I’m not gonna be up there judging individuals, sitting in the seat of judgment telling them what they can and can’t do, should or shouldn’t do. But I certainly can express my own opinion here and take actions that I believe would be best for traditional marriage and that’s casting my votes and speaking up for traditional marriage. That instrument that - it’s the foundation of our society, is that strong family and that’s based on that traditional definition of marriage…

What is wrong with this lady? I’m so embarrassed to be related to her sometimes. Or, more like all the time. You’re not judgmental or anything. You just want to outlaw their lifestyle. God. And to think there are actually those logcabin republicans out there. That is some sick stuff. I’m less than a year old and even I can tell that’s some self loathing going on. How can gay people actually support people who think they’re criminals? My god!

Look at the video of my old lady on some Christian freakshow show.