Some more thoughts about my mom’s hypocrisy
Ok, not to harp on this one thing, but my mom is so freaking dumb! How could she talk about gay marriage and the traditional family when she got knocked up at age 57 or however old she is!? And then she has a daughter who’s a total floosy, who’s going to marry that redneck thieving porn addict Levi just because he knocked her up. So much for abstinence only, mom! It’s like she’s just asking to be made fun of. She’s such a nightmare! Besides mom, you’re not exactly a great mom. You drag me all around at all hours of the night and I can’t get any sleep. You know I’ve been reading in JAMA about how important sleep is for kids my age. And you actually got on a plane when you were 8 months pregnant with ME! Who does that? See I’m in such a bad mood! Because I’m not getting enough sleep!
